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Frieza can lead a horse to water AND MAKE IT DRINK.
What was going through the minds of all Frieza's victims?..oh..Frieza's Deathbeam.
Frieza is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Frieza CAN touch MC Hammer.
When you open a can of whoopass Frieza flies out.
Frieza doesn't use steroids, steroids use Frieza.
There are no such things as athletes using steriods, just athletes that Frieza has breathed on.
Frieza CAN believe its not butter
There is no such thing as global warming, Frieza just got cold and drew the sun closer.
Frieza CAN divide by zero.
Frieza counted to infinaty....TWICE.
Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Frieza can swim through whole planets.
Jesus turned water into wine, Frieza turned that wine into Dodoria.
Under Frieza's skin there is no flesh, there is only pure energy.
Frieza doesn't sleep, he waits.
Frieza is the only being to beat a brick wall in a game of tennis, shortly after the match he deathbeamed the wall to avoid a rematch.
If you have five-dollars and Frieza has five-dollars Frieza has more money then you.
Frieza was the first being to visit mars, thats why there is no signs of life there.
If you can see Frieza, Frieza can see you, if you can't see Frieza, you may only be seconds away from death.
Frieza always knows the EXACT location of Carman Sandiego
What was going through the minds of all Frieza's victims?..oh..Frieza's Deathbeam.
Frieza is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Frieza CAN touch MC Hammer.
When you open a can of whoopass Frieza flies out.
Frieza doesn't use steroids, steroids use Frieza.
There are no such things as athletes using steriods, just athletes that Frieza has breathed on.
Frieza CAN believe its not butter
There is no such thing as global warming, Frieza just got cold and drew the sun closer.
Frieza CAN divide by zero.
Frieza counted to infinaty....TWICE.
Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Frieza can swim through whole planets.
Jesus turned water into wine, Frieza turned that wine into Dodoria.
Under Frieza's skin there is no flesh, there is only pure energy.
Frieza doesn't sleep, he waits.
Frieza is the only being to beat a brick wall in a game of tennis, shortly after the match he deathbeamed the wall to avoid a rematch.
If you have five-dollars and Frieza has five-dollars Frieza has more money then you.
Frieza was the first being to visit mars, thats why there is no signs of life there.
If you can see Frieza, Frieza can see you, if you can't see Frieza, you may only be seconds away from death.
Frieza always knows the EXACT location of Carman Sandiego
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Cooler may have a better looking fifth form, but Frieza can go super saiyan
Cooler does have Disturbed play for him, but Frieza Gets Maximum the Hormone to play twice for him (Vocal and instrumental)
If Mewtwo caught Frieza in a masterball, cloned him into a more powerful copy, and fused with it, Frieza would whoop Mewtwo's ass.
Frieza was the reason why Parunga refused to learn english, he didn't want to give Frieza immortality and get killed (ala King Piccolo and Shenron)
Frieza is open to talking about the jock-strap incident to everyone because he killed everyone that was involved and he told ... except his father who got boxed in, and Ginyu to help him dig the holes
Slenderman is the reason why Frieza is stronger, Frieza played his game and went on a rampage when he lost and killed the Clorfors who made him pay for it, later finding out it was a free game
Cooler does have Disturbed play for him, but Frieza Gets Maximum the Hormone to play twice for him (Vocal and instrumental)
If Mewtwo caught Frieza in a masterball, cloned him into a more powerful copy, and fused with it, Frieza would whoop Mewtwo's ass.
Frieza was the reason why Parunga refused to learn english, he didn't want to give Frieza immortality and get killed (ala King Piccolo and Shenron)
Frieza is open to talking about the jock-strap incident to everyone because he killed everyone that was involved and he told ... except his father who got boxed in, and Ginyu to help him dig the holes
Slenderman is the reason why Frieza is stronger, Frieza played his game and went on a rampage when he lost and killed the Clorfors who made him pay for it, later finding out it was a free game